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Sick of viewing pics and videos of your previous nights escapades the next day at work? Why not give them something else to gawk at! How you ask? Well, Spit & Spite is how! Yes sir, soon, real soon, all the [ insert derogatory name for preferred sex here, I prefer the word "dames" ] at the office will start asking, "Who's that dangerous and mysterious accountant in internet marketing? He/She is soooo hot...".
Why they would refer to you as "He/She" is anybody's guess but maybe you have one of those dual, kind of sensuous yet un-threatening looks about you...
Yes sir, before you know it, you'll be up to your elbows in "intimate encounters". Soon, you'll be caught up in a whirlwind of passion, anger and Nyquil drinking during the day. Three months later, a series of minor but good-hearted verbal jabs will escalate into a game of Truth or Dare of epic proportions that'll end in a balmy Tuesday afternoon wedding ceremony in downtown West Van Nuys with one of the better looking "encounters" you've had.
Sure, you'll wind up filing for a annulment less than 2 weeks later when you crash from that sweet, sweet, cough syrup buzz and realize you both have near crippling low self-esteem issues and a fear of commitment that makes you neurotic and insanely jealous but man, what a ride.
Uhmmm... anyway's, check out some of the flicks, clips and everything else in the middle. Comments welcome.
More Films/Clips Coming Up Very Soon...
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[ update : friday, 05.23.2008 ] This is an early test of one of the awesome bits of the Majestic Twelves song "Condoleezza, Check My Posse". Working on it (along with a million other things) but it's coming! Credits
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[ update : tuesday, 04.01.2008 ] So this is my render preview (playblast for you Maya types), half assed attempt at Gateway's contest to win a sweet pc which I missed the deadline for due to previous engagements (aka family and work). Ah well, what can you do? Well, sure, yeah, I guess you could act like an adult and shell out the cash for a new Dell desktop like I had to do today but then you wouldn't be able to dress your baby like a cow would you, and honestly, what fun would that be? Credits
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[ update : wednesday, 01.23.2008 ] Eh, why not right? A tiny bit of some of the animation work I've done over the last couple years. Open to crits and comments if you've got em'!
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[ update : tuesday, 01.22.2008 ] What's 4 hours, a little Flash and Photoshop get you? How about a little something I like to call the truth! That's what! The truth, maybe you've heard of it, this is the original soul patrol baby! Download slightly higher res version by right clicking here. You know the procedure. Credits
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[ update : friday, 12.28.2007 ] If you're confused or disgusted, you should fucking be. Check here or here or here for more info and to see how you can help. Credits
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[ update : friday, 02.01.2008 ] Inside jokes are the purple oranges aren't they? They sure are....
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